Not your average code ninja 🥷
I turn coffee into <code/> and bugs into features!
Building digital castles with lines of code, one bug at a time. Sometimes they even work! 🏰
Professional at "just one more level" syndrome. Debug by day, game by night! 🌙
Turning caffeine into code since 2015. My blood type is probably JavaScript by now! ⚡
Hey there! 👋 I'm a full-stack developer who believes coding should be fun (yes, even debugging! 🐛).
With 5 years of turning coffee into code, I've learned that the best solutions come with a side of humor and creativity.
Projects Completed
Happy Clients
Cups of Coffee
Bad Jokes
Because every hero needs their tools!
And yes, I can center a div without Stack Overflow! 😎
Where bugs become features and coffee becomes code!
A chatbot that actually understands you (unlike my ex)
More projects brewing in my coffee cup! ☕
(and yes, they're properly indented)
Because developers have a life... sometimes!
Lo-Fi Coding Beats
For those 3 AM debugging sessions
cups today
Recommended daily limit: ∞
Bugs Found: 99+
Bugs Fixed: 42
Bugs Created While Fixing: ∞
"It works on my machine!" 🤷♂️
I promise these are real people, not AI-generated! 😉
Don't worry, I respond faster than Internet Explorer!
• Emails: Within 24 hours
• Coffee invites: ASAP ☕
• Bug reports: Already fixed! 🔧
I've written more lines of code than I've had cups of coffee...
Just kidding, that's impossible! 😄